who wants to lower their standards and date me
my only talent is not being in a relationship
When a grumbly grump who hates everyone and sees the world as dark and cold and unforgiving loves a sunshiney optimist.
When a sunshiney optimist who sees the best in everyone thinks the grumbly grump is the best thing out of the whole beautiful world.
and here I was, thinking that you still feel the same way I do.
sometimes I think about my own character development
You ever think you’re over something and then it’s like no, nope, still bitter. Going to live and die on this hill, this is my home now.
real talk tangled is better than frozen
The devil is real. And he’s not a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful. ‘Cause he’s a fallen angel, and he used to be God’s favorite.
American Horror Story, Season 1
(Probably my favorite quote from the entire series.)
i just want to remind everyone that there was an episode of jimmy neutron where carl got butt pregnant
my anaconda don’t
I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET
Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?
I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.